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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

How are mountains able to see?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

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