What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?