Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do Scottish toads play?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Where do polar bears vote?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
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