What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?