Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
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