What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Which animals make the best football players?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?

How do you talk to a giant?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why was the pirate late for work?