Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground!
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What's a bat's favorite game?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
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