What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?