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Why can't Christmas trees sew?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do naked fish play with?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Where do T-Rexes shop?