What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Which bug is related to you?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?