What day do hands always go to church?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

How do birds threaten one another?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?