Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

How are mountains able to see?

How does a polar bear build a house?

How do you get kids to do something?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?