What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

How long do chickens work?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What do you call the king of vegetables?