How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What game do mice love to play?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Which president loved to take baths?

How do football players deal with their problems?