What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
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