What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?