Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why are grandkids so great?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?