Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?