What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do jokesters study in college?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?