What game does a rabbit always win?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?