What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did the mare gain weight?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
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