What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why are winter days great?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What did one firefly say to the other?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?