What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
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