Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?