Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

When do mice play every day?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What do you call two birds in love?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?