How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do math teachers eat?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do bees say in the summer?
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