Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why are fish such good architects?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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