What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What horn never makes a sound?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

It's allergy season again?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What do you call an old snowman?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?