What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What do little fish love to play with?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?