Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
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