What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Which animal will never go bald?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What's the scariest letter?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?