What game does chlorine never lose?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What animals make the best students?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

How do locomotives know where to go?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What do you call a silly hill?