What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What makes music in your hair?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

I broke my finger!

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?