What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

How do amoebas make calls?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?