What are the strongest days of the week?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Which elf is the best singer?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?