What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?