What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What car always breaks the rules?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

How much money does a skunk have?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?