What did autumn say to summer?
Make like a tree and leave!
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why was the mime upset?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How does a cow do math?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
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