What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What car can't keep a secret?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What is the smallest lion?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?