What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?