How do baseball players always stay cool?

What's the slowest 5k?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?