Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
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What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why was the musician arrested?
What is the coolest country?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the frog have a long face?
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