Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What kind of bird can write?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
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