Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?