What part of a football field is never the same?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?