Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?