Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?