Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why do cows go to New York?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What does winter fat turn into?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
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