Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call a sad latte?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
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