What do rich squirrels eat?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.