Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why do math teachers love March?
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