Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why was the bud so shy?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What day do hands always go to church?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
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