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How is life like toilet paper?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What car always breaks the rules?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

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What does a dog say before eating?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

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