Why was the spider so smart?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What is the most faithful insect?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What do you give a pony with a cold?