Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?