How does dinner smell?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?