What sweet treat never panics?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

How does a barber get to work?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?