Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

How do you get straight A's?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?