What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
A T-minus!
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Which animals make the best football players?
What does a dog say before eating?
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