What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What's the opposite of irony?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why are fish such good architects?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What did the sick chicken say?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?