Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?