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What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What shape is bad at driving?