What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?