Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What's the noisiest food?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why do cows go to New York?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What did the wolf say to the flea?