What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What's the noisiest food?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Where does breakfast live?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why was the math book sad?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?