What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Where do chips wear socks?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?