What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
About a ton.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
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