Why was the snake coughing so much?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Which former US President was always cold?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?