What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
About a ton.
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Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
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What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How do you get kids to do something?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
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