What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Can February March?

Which family member has tusks?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?