Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Who are Frosty's parents?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?