How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?