What is a spider's favorite book?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Which is the worst season?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

How do chickens leave the highway?

How did the pirate call his mother?

How are mountains able to see?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Which musician loves to make chili?