Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do cats wear to work?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
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