Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
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