What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
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