OK, that's enough fish puns.

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Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

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Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?