What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
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To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
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