What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
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