What building always gets stains on it?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?