Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What's a dog's favorite city?