Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What words make the best athletes?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What's black and white and goes around and around?