Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
What do fish do at parades?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why was the dog overweight?
What sports are both plant-based?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
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