Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's the politest month?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
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