Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Which state has the best streets?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!