Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
What do fish use for glasses?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
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