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Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Which elf is the best singer?

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Which superhero is best at baseball?

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