Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?