Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What says: oom oom oom?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

How do you compliment a cat?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?