Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?