What do you do for an injured lemon?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What stories are told by basketball players?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?