Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?