What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?