Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What's the slowest 5k?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Which family member has tusks?

Why are skunks always so depressed?