Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What did one plate say to the other?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?