Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
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What animal loves Indian food?
What do fairies always drink?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
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