What dogs are always lying to you?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?