Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
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