Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

How do you measure a millennial?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?