What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why is summer always sad?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?