What do sprinters eat before a race?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

How do fireflies start a race?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?