Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?