Why are cars magic?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What math figure is also in the band?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What tea do footballers drink?