What is a whale's favorite sport?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

How do hurricanes see?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?