What did the sickly elevator say?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why is a computer so smart?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?