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What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?