What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

How do you arrest a pig?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?