What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?