Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What's a henway?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What math figure is also in the band?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?