Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?