What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

How do amoebas make calls?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What did one plate say to the other?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What TV show is most popular at bars?