Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Where do books sleep?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?