What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What did the confused bee say?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why is summer always sad?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

How do you make antifreeze?