Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?