How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What says: oom oom oom?