What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?