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Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

How did the tree feel in spring?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?