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What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What is the most attractive fruit?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What fish only swims at night?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?