What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why do rodents make the best runners?