Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?