Why did the Easter egg hide?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Where do kittens go to school?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Which singer could always break a five?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?