Why are sandals so indecisive?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What do you call an artistic dog?