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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

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What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What is the coolest country?

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What famous scientist will try anything?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

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