What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Grazy.
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did autumn say to summer?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
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