What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?