What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Grazy.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
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