What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
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Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
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