What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
What animal likes to party the most?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What country has the most fish?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
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