What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why was the dog so popular?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
How did the tree get lost?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
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