What musical instrument is the best typist?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

A book just fell on my head.

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?