Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What bird is losing its hair?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?