What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do fish do at parades?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why was the broom late for school?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?