Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What day do hands always go to church?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What fish only swims at night?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?