What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
A DOE!
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
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