Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why are books always so angry?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why are cause and effect so close?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why do cats love to work?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?