What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?