Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why are all priests fit?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.