What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?