What did the baby laptop call her father?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why are all priests fit?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why do bees buzz?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?