Board Game With A Twist

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?